The UN Security Council has condemned recent comments by Iran's president that Israel should be "wiped off the map," but did not say if the world body planned any action against Iran."The UN take action????" That was the funniest thing I have heard all morning.

Here, on the Dark Planet, we do not worry about petty things. Have another cup of Joe. Wake your ass up and go to work.

Hi.. I hate you. I cut off your oil. Must destroy Israel. No soup for you.

Mr. Iranian guy.. Can I have your autograph??

Tennessee is working on Elvis Presley car license plates. They are not happy with style one. The personalized plates.

They are not happy with style two either.

This is what we have to choose from...

You take your pick??

Is there a time to retire??